Being a Mom is gross...
...because kids are gross.
Read at your own risk
Porter took a nap in only his diaper yesterday, and I didn't think anything of it. After blogging and doing what I usually do on Mondays...clean, email, wait for Seth to come home from work so I can run errands (aka waste time)...I went to get him because I heard him do his usual complaining after he wakes up.
But, then I noticed this cry was a bit more than just complaining...
I walk in his room, and he is litterally covered head to toe in his own poop.
I swear he ate it, too, because I found some in his mouth.
I wanted to hurl, but instead I picked him up and practically threw him in the tub. Barely touching him with my fingertips the whole time until I could wash him.
Meanwhile, he wanted to be cuddled because he had just tasted probably the most horrible thing in the world.
I cuddled when he was clean.
After the bath, I noticed other things had poop on them. Sheets...okay that's pretty normal since he had it all over, but I also saw a book had some on it. So, obviously he had been awake for a while before he started complaining.
But this book wasn't just any book...
...it was his Pooh book!
Then I just laughed
...and sanitized it.
7 comments:
Ha ha! That is so funny!! I am definitely not looking forward to the gross parts about being a mom... Ryan and I teach the sunbeams at church. Goodness knows I love those kids, but boy can they be such disgusting little creatures sometimes!
That is nasty! Funny though :)
I am so glad that has happened to someone else. :)
I think that has got to be the worst thing to have to do as a mom. I never had to face that one, thank goodness. I have faced vomit though numerous times. Way to get through it Sierra More power to ya.
Gross! Thankfully, my girl only poops in the tub! :o)
What?! No pictures?!
haha! I'm sorry. you're right gross but it is funny. I'm glad you saw the humor in it at the end. My nephew used to do that because he has a sensory disability and loved the feel of poop, so they had to put his pj's on backwards, many a times she had to scrub poo off walls, the munchkin, and carpet flooring. I couldn't do it! Kudos to you my dear!
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